MotoGP 2023–Round Six Mugello

Is it just me, or is MotoGP losing its appeal for everyone? I find myself having a harder and harder time getting stoked for race weekends. Ten years ago I used to salivate at the prospect of the Italian GP weekend, the Autodromo, the slipstreaming down the main straight, the clouds of yellow smoke, the Honda vs. Yamaha face-offs, the heated rivalries. Rossi and Stoner and Lorenzo snarling at one another, trading paint and profanities, the arrival of the New Kids in Town–Marco Simoncelli, Marc Marquez. The occasional competitive American OKA Ben Spies.

Today, what we have is Ducati Corse dominating the proceedings, occupying a third of the premier class grid, riders jostling for seats on the Big Red Machines or being relegated to Something Other Than. Blinding top speeds and suffocating downforce, with riders having to do the math around Win Or Endure Traction. Rossi’s academy producing a steady stream of fast young Italian riders with, um, bland personalities. Great masses of Latin riders in Moto3 between whom it is difficult to differentiate even with a program. Moto2 featuring 765cc engines almost as powerful as those powering the premier class a decade ago, with riders either barely old enough to shave or so old as to require help doing so. Data and electronics, electronics and data. Behind all of this, a pair of announcers with Mensa-caliber memories (“…almost identical to his overtake of so-and-so in Sepang in 2021…”) bombarding us with a constant barrage of overstatement and hyperbole.

For the past 15 years, whenever I would ask one of my kids if they had read my article on Motorcycle.com they would roll their eyes, as if to say, “Who does that?” I’m figuring out what they meant.

For the record this weekend, Pecco walked away with both the Sprint and the main event. Moto3 was effervescent, with five riders in the mix, shoulder to shoulder, for the entire race. One Dani Holgado won, stretching his lead in the2023 championship. Moto2 was a parade led by next year’s MotoGP NKIT Pedro Acosta, whose Pizzaria Acosta after the race was the most entertaining part of the weekend. The Honda RC213V claimed two riders, Joan Mir with a broken finger and Alex Rins, as thorough as usual, breaking both his tibia and fibula. Marc Marquez recorded his fourth consecutive DNF, a career first. And I made my fantasy team changes using my Firefox browser, meaning they were not saved.

Next week comes The Sachsenring where, if Marc Marquez does not record his 12th consecutive win, the die will be cast for his move to another manufacturer in 2024. You heard it here first.

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5 Responses to “MotoGP 2023–Round Six Mugello”

  1. Starmag Says:

    There’s never a shortage of Antman haters, but without him and El Diablo near the front, it’s become sort of snoozy for me. Remember those loooong front end slides with a rubber track to mark the spot that he regularly saved? Spectacular highsides, etc.

    It’s funny you bring this up today, I missed today’s race and didn’t mind. Ducati 1-2-3. Zzzzz.

    I watch for free and they are still losing me. It started when the grid went to 1/3rd Ducati’s and Suzuki left. Even with El Diablo and Antman Yamaha and Honda have no chance. KTM and Aprilia have no consistency, and hence no chance. I’m thinking the 3 Japanese makes have far more fans than the 3 Euro makes. Just a guess based on the massive Japanese sales in Asia. If correct, Dorna is headed for the rocks. We’ll see how this goes.

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  2. Michael Coleman Says:

    Hello Bruce, I agree one word comes to mind .. BORING . If you are not Italian or Spanish you are not cool.

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  3. Vrooom Says:

    Wait a minute, there was a KTM in 5th. Ha, Ducati is just wiping the floor right now. A perfect weekend for Bautista, that’s becoming a bit dull. At least the top 5 riders were within 9 seconds of the lead, giving us hope something interesting will happen. And of course the fantasy racing is all important.

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  4. Buzz Says:

    The race was processional but I still enjoyed watching the Marquez brothers crash.

    I did ok in fantasy but I still can’t catch Vroom. I would have used boost with Peco but I can’t figure out how to do it.

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  5. Old MOron Says:

    You so called fans need to look a little deeper. Do you really require pantomime villains and artificial personalities to hold your attention? There was a lot of good racing this weekend. Plenty of fairing bashing and paint swapping. There was controversy over Binder’s long lap penalty in the sprint race. There were riders returning from injury and others relegated to surgery. There was even schadenfreude for those so inclined: both the Marquez brothers picking gravel out of their teeth, ah-hahaha!

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